My Phone Is Dead
Well, that's not entirely true. The display on my phone apparently bit the dust. The other day it started making strange choking sounds and then the line went dead, came back and then went dead again. It did this off and on for the next twenty minutes or so. The phone fairy must have waved it's magic wand about then, because I had no further problems.
This morning, I can still receive and make calls, but there's no display on it. Okay, back in the dark ages, none of the phones had caller ID. Thing is, we didn't know any better. We picked up the receiver and said, "Hello" to whomever was on the other end. Now, well it just seems really strange to answer a blind call.