Lip Enhancement?

First we had penis envy and breast envy, now its lip envy.  Breast implants have been around for decades, but the latest craze seems to be lip augmentation.  Have you seen the ads for temporary lip enhancement products?  Some even guarantee that they won’t sting.  

Then there are these young starlets on TV who have collagen augmentation.  I’d just as soon have someone smack me in the mouth.  But I guess it’s supposed to be sexy to sport bloated lips.

I read somewhere that our ears, nose and lips continue to grow our entire life, but our eyeballs are full sized at birth.  No wonder babies have that big-eyed waif look.  And that explains gnarly old men with noses and ears too big for their faces.

Well the article obviously lied.  My bottom lip is disappearing.  I was looking in the mirror this morning and it seems to be tucked under my top lip more than what I remember a few years ago.

Rest assured that I’m just gonna have to live with it.  I can’t see myself running out and having collagen pumped into the receding appendage    (The more I think about those starlets, they look like the doctor used a fire hose instead of a syringe on them.)  Neither am I going to the nearest cosmetic store and buy some weird cream that guarantees full, pouty lips.  

Guaranteed not to sting?  That’s sounds like an irritant to me.  I ain’t putting that stuff on my lips.  But maybe it would work instead of a penis implant.  Or do they now engorge them with collagen these days?  Would that create a permanent erection?

What do you think?