Ups and Downs

When it comes to ups and downs in life,
I’d rather be up…than down.
But, if I must choose
between being upset and downset,
I’ll pick down every time.
For if you are upset…
things are certainly down,
nor can they be right, nor left.
So…if things are downset,
does that mean that they are up?
Or, did I just go out the front door
that I might come in the back?
Truly, there is a moral to this story…
but I am too upset to come down to the point.
So…I will pick myself up,
dust off the cobwebs,
and downset my mind...up.