Lessons Growing Up

This is pretty self explanatory. Some of the lessons (and misconceptions) I learned growing up. I refuse to designate the culprit (culprits) who espoused these pearls of wisdom.

1. Fold your toilet paper, don’t wad it.


2. Horses only lay down when they are dieing.


3. You get polio from being too clean.


4. If you’re fat you are automatically stupid.


5. Only whores wear makeup.


6. If you take a clod shower, you will never catch a cold.


7. Girls are too stupid to be anything but teachers.


8. Men have erections after they have sex.


9. After you have babies, you will get fat.


10. Only the state of Texas had a depression.


11. Teachers are always right.


12. Females are to be seen and not heard.


13. The husband always knows what’s best for his wife.

Okay, so I’ve probably bored you to death with this cornucopia of useless trivia. I challenge anyone out there who would like to play to come up with their own list.

SInce we are leaving for New Mexico this evening, I probably won't be able to post until I get back. That is unless this place we are going to has finally come into the the 21st century and got internet.

TTFN